Basically I'm only just finding out the worst fanfiction in history; My Immortal. I tried to read the damn thing, but it's like reading ... Well, nothing comes close to that horrifying train wreck. If you don't know what My Immortal is, just search it up on Encyclopedia Drammatica. I couldn't read it any further than chapter 2. I mean, Draco is so whiny and out of character, and Harry is named vampire with Ron "Diabolo" having transformed his scar into a pentagram.
Going onto Youtube was better for my brain cells. There was this one video where Voldemort had a rough yet slightly feminine voice, and Hagrid doing the chubacca. I've never laughed so hard in my life, and I had to hold it in because it's midnight and I'll be killed if I wake them up at this time of night.
When I tried reading it, I just wanted to curl up in a ball, rock back and forth and convince myself that I was still loved. That's how bad it was. I never want to put myself through that again. Worst thing is; it has 44 chapters.
Also features dead Draco who comes back alive by coming out of a guitar. No joke.