This is why we'd never work ...

[tarklovishki]

Not too long ago, a friend of mine said, in answer to my stressing over not getting into Pottermore, "Why don't you just wait until October like I'm doing? It's not that big of a deal."

We've always said we'd never work as a couple and that FUCKING PROVES IT! >:O I don't want to wait. I'm reading the pottermore tag page on Tumblr, and I'm getting pissed off at how many people GOT IN, and you want me to WAIT?! Do you not know how much of a fan I am, you stupid boy?!

-.- Exactly. I swear at my best friends when it comes to Harry Potter. He knows better than to refute me. Last time he tried, he barely escaped a jab to the jaw. If ever we got into a relationship - which is unlikely - I'd be BOSS and he'd be ... well. When I get into a rage, which is often, he knows better than to put his two cents in. He'd be whipped in the first minute.

Then he mocked me for my Tom Felton love. He laughed loudly when Tom's character got *SPOILER!* killed in the Rise of the Planet of the Apes. *END SPOILER*

See the reason why we'd never work out? He's also horrified that I've never seen The Matrix, Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. Dude! I'm getting there! Don't rush a girl ...